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Oberto's applewood smoked bacon jerkey was tested 10/12/15.

$6.95 per 2.5 oz bag.
Found at Fred Meyers

My objective observations: smells smokey, looks like bacon, moist, chewey and flimsy.

USRDA serving size is 1 oz.
My serving size is 1.5 oz

This product reminds me of when my dad smokes food during the summer.

Awake caffeinated chocolate was tested 10/12/15

$5.99 for a bag of 10.
Found at Staples

USRDA serving size is .53 oz
My serving size is also .53 oz

My objective observations: sells like dark chocolate, hard, creamy, bitter, sugary.

I believe that this product mixes well with the applewood smoked bacon jerky. This product also reminds me of Easter Egg chocolate.

HARIBO the smurfs sour was tested 11/10/15

$2.29 for a bag.
Found at The Buzz in Seaside

USRDA serving size is 6 peices.
My serving size is also 6 peices.

My objective observations: squishy, chewey, stretchy, rubbery, first they're sweet then they're sour.

This product reminds me of gummy worms, but not the sour gummy worms.

Extream sour warheads where teasted 11/10/15

$2.99 for a bag.

Found at The Buzz in Seaside

USRDA serving size is 4 peices.
My serving size is also 4 peices.

My objective observations: makes eyes twitch, eyes water, souness disolves quickly with saliva, hard, not all have the same amount of sour powder.

This product reminds me of why i dont eat very much sour things.

Mr. C's smoked salmon
tested 12/
10/15

My serving size is until the bag is gone.

My objective observations: moist, very seasoned, falls apart easily, smokey and soft.

Chick-O-Stick
tested 1/11/16

$1 per stick

Found at the local grocery store

USRDA serving size is one stick.
My serving size is 1/4 of one stick.

My objective observations: hard, crunchy, brittle, sweet, and gets stuck in teeth.

This product reminds me of my dads smoked salmon.

This candy reminds me of butterfingers, and kind of looks like a carrot from afar.

Maple Bacon Pop Tarts tested 4/14/16
$6 for a box of 8 pastrys
Found on Amazon
USRDA serving size is one pastry.
My serving size is two pastrys.
My observations: looks like it has bacon bits on top, smells sweet and good, crumbly, chewy, bacon has an artificial flavor to it, and the syrup flavor is stronger than the bacon flavor.

Reminds me of Saturday breakfast at my dads house.

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